If you squat you’re going to swim faster. If you squat you’re going to jump...– Larry Pacifico (via betterthanweakness)
Under The Covers: I don't wanna go for a run.
Still Under The Covers: I don't waaaannaaa...
Putting On My Running Clothes: Mehhhhh.
Walking Out the Door: Nnnnngghhh...
While Running: When will it enddddddd.
Getting Home: I WANT TO RUN ALL DAY EVERY DAY. TILL THE END OF TIME.
do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
Tri to Keep Up: Wait...I can swim? →
tri2keepup: I had a very real moment during swim practice this morning as I was cruising along cranking out laps, where I realized… Less than 5 months ago, I truly DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. I could breaststroke like a motha and hold my breath while flailing around doing “freestyle”. Coach thought putting… I went through exactly the same thing. Howevee, I didnt have a coach, I taught...
half of me: screw it i'm gonna eat pizza and ice cream and cookies because i am beautiful and special no matter what my body looks like
other half of me: omg how could you poison your body with those chemicals PUT THE OREO DOWN HONEY THINK OF YOUR HEALTH
coffee-and-yoga: How to look good naked: 1) get naked 2) say “damn I look good”